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(June 10, 2007) Waking up early for Tennis

The boyfriend wakes me up EARLY this morning with a, "Move, move, need to watch tennis." Gah! Really...? Oh well, some things will never change. But, I still know how to distract him watching tennis all day. Me: You know, that Djokovic guy is very handsome. Boyfriend: Yeah. Me: People...

(April 17, 2006) DePandi and Rudolph... Sisters?

Whenever I see Giuliana DePandi (host on E! News Live) or Maya Rudolph (cast member of Saturday Night Live), I can't help but think HOW ALIKE they look. See? (Maya on left, Giuliana on right) Sure, one is Italian (DePandi) and the other is biracial African-Jewish-American (Rudolph), but I still...

(April 05, 2006) Bobby Flay and Stephanie March?

It seems like nothing good is on television these days except for Law & Order: SVU and everything on the Food Network. Because these are such staples for everyone around me, my boyfriend was very eager to run into the kitchen, and excitedly shout, "OMG! I was watching Giada's (we...

(January 15, 2006) Do I act like I can relate to lonely thirty-year-old women in New York?

There are things you love and then, there are guilty pleasures. I love Law & Order --and if you'll listen, I'll tell you why and how much better than CSI it is. Law & Order is better because it has Jerry Orbach (RIP), and CSI is lame because it has...

(November 13, 2005) The Secret Life of an Angry, Korean Girl

I'll be the first to admit that I watch too much Food Channel. My roommate, Matt always has a very perturbed look on his face because I'm constantly watching people make food. He doesn't understand. Sometimes, I don't either. Half the time the chef is making something way too...

(October 16, 2005) Sex or Football?

There must have been some really intense college football games yesterday, because Boyfriend was just TOO into the television. I tried to talk to him, blocking the screen, but he kept maneuvering so he could see the score. "Would you rather never watch football again or never have sex again?"...

(April 23, 2004) Becoming the Best Version of You

I was watching Hal Sparks on tv the other day and he recited the most beautiful Chinese poem. The sword gets its sharpness from adversity. The flower gets its beautiful smell from the bitter winter. He explained it by saying: "Meaning you're not really you fully until you've been through...

(March 09, 2004) William Hung

The Scene: Driving Mom to Hillsboro. Korean in Italics. Radio: (Commercial for American Idol) ...And William Hung! Me: Haha. That Hung guy cracks me up! Mom: He's the Chinese boy? Me: Yes. Shows you don't have to have talent for the American public to like you, I guess. Mom: Mama...

(February 26, 2004) Old Cartoons Rock My Socks Off

I found this picture of David the Gnome: Oh, how I have missed you and your fox Swift. Weep. With some search engine assistance, I have had a happy walk down cartoon/memory lane. I miss The Littl' Bits, The Noozles, The World of David the Gnome, and my furry friends...

(November 27, 2003) America's Next Top Model

Raise your hands if you folks out there watch America's Next Top Model. No one? Absolutely NO ONE? Liars, all of you. I see you through that monitor. You told your friends you're going to sit in a dark coffee shop, discussing neurotoxins, the principles of Freud, or XML --but...