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November 01, 2006
Booty, booty, booty, booty, rockin' everywhere
Since I'm going to a wedding this weekend, I've been mentally going through my closet. I haven't begun to decide what to wear, but I've certainly been keeping a few things in mind:
Blue and White Paul Frank dress that is too tight around the gluteus maximus... CHECK
Dark Blue and White BCBG dress that won't zip up around the pectoralis major... CHECK
Black Bebe pantsuit that is still too constricting around the gastrocnemius area... CHECK
Walmart half-off black and white polka-dot dress with RUFFLES and a giant mustard stain on the crotch fits... CHECK
It's funny how clothes can make a person sad --but don't worry. I've been eating a lot of fast food and chocolate to make myself feel better.
Posted by Stacy on November 1, 2006 01:54 PM | Filed In: Random
Comments
I have been on South beach and excercise for about three months and have lost like 35 pounds. No shit. I feel better, too. Start now while you are young, Stacia! You are too young and beautiful to feel bad about your appearance!
Posted by Joey Michaels at November 1, 2006 08:27 PM
I am sure you would look great in anything you wore.
Posted by Geo at November 3, 2006 07:13 PM
I just enjoy picturing the Dark Blue and White BCBG dress that won't zip up around your pectoralis major ;-)
Posted by Geo at November 5, 2006 05:27 PM
Hi.I found your site b/c I was looking at pics. My cat has opposable thumbs too. Just thought it was interesting!
Nice site!
Posted by Rae at November 8, 2006 10:42 PM
