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January 18, 2006
"Come here, Pretty ... I fucking live on porn, whatreyoutalkingabout."
Luke is my terribly dirty porn-watching fiend. I blame him for filling my mind with the endlessly quotable Colin Farrell Sex Tape. God, he's nasty --and not in a hot, sexy way AT ALL. He's nasty in a "walking STI" sort of way. COLIN FARRELL, TAKE A SHOWER!
L: aren't you glad that i talked to you about this?
L: otherwise you'd be without this delicious piece of cinema
L: AND THEN WHERE WOULD YOUR LIFE BE?
Me: obviously, no where
Me: my life would be meaningless w/o this amazing night
Me: gosh, I'm hungry for ice cream
Posted by Stacy on January 18, 2006 09:54 PM | Filed In: Friends
Comments
I have not seen this and now I will make an effort not to. If only so I can let you tell me all about it one day. Porn is always better if a woman describes it to you. :P
Posted by Joey Michaels at January 19, 2006 12:00 AM
I want to see the video, not because I think he's hot- in fact I think he's pretty damn skeevy. But just so I can see it. I mean, maybe I'm like your friend, but I make it a habit to watch my celebrity porn tapes. R. Kelly, Paris, Fred Durst, I've seen them all.
So maybe that makes me skeevy? or does that just make me a guy? Do I even count as a guy anymore? :P
Posted by James at January 19, 2006 02:17 PM
i think the line where colin ferrel says "this is breakfast, lunch, and dinner right here" during a certain sexual act made me never want a see a movie with him in it... ever again.
Posted by liz at January 20, 2006 11:54 AM
