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November 01, 2005
Girls don't fart... Duh.
Boyfriend and I have spiced up our relationship by introducing each other's farts. Yes, we expel intestinal gas through the anus around one another. And, yes, it's as sexy as it sounds.
We actually said we were going to do this three months ago. It just took this long for one of us to break the ice.
Unfortunately, Boyfriend seems to think that if I fart, a competition has arisen --which is not the case. This has turned near deadly on more than one occasion.
Best quote of the night: "I didn't fart. My butt is blowing you kisses, that's all."
Posted by Stacy on November 1, 2005 01:32 AM | Filed In: Boyfriend
Comments
LOL as weird as it is to be blogging about it, that's awesome!
"I didn't fart. My butt is blowing you kisses, that's all."
Heheh... I'll remember that one
Posted by Thomas at November 1, 2005 07:13 AM
Yeah, Thomas, you know I have no shame.
Posted by Stacy at November 1, 2005 01:37 PM
girls don't fart, poo, or sweat.
Posted by stacee at November 2, 2005 06:45 PM
Wow, you reached that stage in your relationship without even being married? bravo!
Posted by monkeyinabox at November 7, 2005 04:35 PM
How much longer before you start lighting the farts on fire? Now that's hot.
Posted by Kimchihead at November 8, 2005 09:55 PM
Haha - that's an awesome quote. I should use that some time. Boy and I are in a long distance relationship and I'm always burping all over the phone. Hehe. So attractive, no? :)
Posted by suki at November 12, 2005 12:20 AM
