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September 30, 2005
Go before you go pee on my apartment patio
Last night after getting off of work, I was eating and watching g4tv (specifically Brainiac). Then, a random, drunk, polo-with-the-collar-popped idiot started to urinate on the side of my apartment complex --mainly my concrete patio.
I am perhaps 15 feet away, so I jump off the couch, and say, "Are you seriously peeing on my property?" More talk ensues. I am pissed off, but can't really stop him (short of beating the guy with a metal bat, but I didn't want to smell the pee I can distinctly hear). And, well, he's basically a drunk prick with total disregard of other people's property.
Next, Random-Drunk-Polo-with-the-collar-popped-Idiot and his (also drunk) friends yell some unmentionables in the street. Including a girl screaming about something or other, but I don't think anyone is paying attention to her. I am still angry, so I call 911, but I get so frustrated that I pass the cell phone to the boyfriend. Before the end of the call, and within minutes, two police cars (lights blazing!) are upon the drunken group.
I don't know what happened, but you know I'll be checking the local newspaper's Crime Watch to see if I can find something out. I still am shocked that someone could have such total disregard for someone else's home. Urinating in public. What a disgusting, rude, selfish thing to do. I am seriously just a bit hurt by this act.
I wish I could lay down an electric fence to fry everyone who thinks about whipping out their dick to piss on my patio. Go before you go, people, go before you go.
Posted by Stacy on September 30, 2005 04:16 PM | Filed In: Undergrad
Comments
Brainiac is a great show, very funny and some interesting (if odd) things on it. I had no idea you got it over there, hope you're enjoying it as it just gets better as the series goes on.
Posted by Paul at October 1, 2005 08:28 AM
I'm a little upset that all this wasn't documented in your Photo-blog.
Posted by The Unknown at October 1, 2005 08:43 AM
Paul: Brainiac is great. I don't know if it plays beyond 1am on an obscure cable channel, but I like it.
Posted by Stacy at October 1, 2005 08:37 PM
Awww, c'mon - don't act like you've never got drunk and pissed in someone's lawn before! :)
Posted by Ian Ashley at October 2, 2005 01:43 AM
Hmmm, just go for the metal bat next time: cost effective & results oriented ... just aim for the knee caps ;-)
Posted by Sai at October 6, 2005 06:29 PM
Jeezus, nobody wants to piss outside in the middle of a city or residential neighborhood. But he wanted to piss on himself even less. Give the guy a break. I can't believe you called the cops, that's messed up right there.
Eh, whatever he was a popped collar frat boy douchebag anyway.
I once called the cops cuz a rich frat boy was passed out in his expensive sports car that was still running in the OSU Federal Credit Union parking lot.
Okay, later.
Posted by Lucas at October 13, 2005 08:11 PM
